Morning Routine everyday

Dad: ” GET UP!! ”

Me: O Oi

Dad: ” WHY ARE CHILDREN DEAF??”

Dad: WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS OBEYED MY PARENTS AND LISTENED TO THEM. ”

Sister: * snores *

Brother: * snores *

Me: ….

Dad: * runs into brothers room because it’s nearest to him *

Dad: * goes close to how ears and screams * ” WAKE UP PESKY KIDS!! ”

Brother: * wakes up and falls off bed *

I was there to see it…

Dad: * goes to me and screams in my ears * ” GET UP OUTA YOUR MIND AND WAKE UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU DO A YEAR OF CHORES NON STOP! AND NO TECHNOLOGY!!!!”

Me: * runs to bathroom and brushes teeth *

Brother: * gets up and runs to his rooms bathroom *

Dad: * forgets all about sister *

Mom: ” Sweetie chillax ”

Dad: * takes deep breathes *

Dad: Hi what’s for breakfast? ”

Mom: ” Breakfast? Oh no! ”

Mom: * runs downstairs and makes waffles! and cereal *

Me: * changes and goes downstairs *

Brother: * changes and goes downstairs *

Sister: * lefts alone like always *

Mom: ” Is anyone missing here? ”

Me and brother: “Nawwh”

5 minutes later…

* finishes breakfast and one bowl still has food *

Mom: ” WHO IS NOT EATING?? ”

* takes step back *

Mom: ” WHERES YOUR SISTER?? ”

*Brother and me looks at each other *

* runs up stairs and wakes her up before both parents explode in flames *

Me: * trickles feet *

Brother: * blows wind into one of her ear *

Sister: * wakes up from a good dream *

Sister: ” What what what? Ohh hiii Austin! <~ ( her crush since kindergarten )

Brother and me: * takes 3 steps back *

If she ever says that she’ll start kissing you and hugging you tightly then scream if you push her away from you.

Me: WAKE UP OR MOMS AND DAD WILL EXPLODE AND WE’LL HAVE TO TAKE THE SCHOOL BUS!

Sister: * runs to bathroom, brushes her teeth and changes *

* Us running down crazily *

Sister: * eats breakfast quickly *

” We’re ready!! ” we scream

Mom: “Okay!” 🙂

Dad: * checks our breath and face *

Dad: ” All ready to go! ”

* gets our school bags and lunches *

* gets in car with mom and goes to school *